this is a screw.
no, it's not the real thing.
it's just a picture of a screw.
the definition of a screw is a shaft with a helical groove or thread formed on its surface. Its main uses are as a threaded fastener used to hold objects together, and as a simple machine used to translate into linear force. It can also be defined as an inclined plane wrapped around a shaft (a word of thanks to the contribution of wikipedia. those who were thinking of a more warped translation, please enroll yourself in a brain-purifying course.)
so, when you see a screw here, it means that it is loose.
there is something, somewhere with a hole in it that doesn't have a screw to hold the things in place.
comprende?
the fact is....this little ms piggy has a screw loose in her brain today.
oink! oink!
15 comments:
whee!! so many piggy pictures! very very cute collages here. hmmm... maybe all those piggies need to go get a screw each to help you fix your brain, yes?
He he he...liddat oso can ah? Oklah, at least it's short & sweet with plenty of pix *ouch ouch* (ME's hitting me with a broom)
lenglui, u sure not screwing our mind again?
i have an urge for bacon & eggs..
no comprendo!
wats all this screwing things all abt?
"rubbish"! this babi punya kisah semua adalah tipu helah parti pengbangkang. fitnah yang sedang berlayang2 ni, patut diherhentikan secepat mungkin kerana kita ada isu isu penting yang perlu kita tumpukan perhatian....
might i uhm... offer to help tighten the screw with my screwdriver? lol
dear may: hmm....if these piggies are as blur as i am, they may screw the wrong holes. :-p
dear imd: hehe, imd's always complaining i'm so cheong hei. i save the broom for transportation usually. normally i send flying slippers. look out! :-)
dear sengkor: where got? you so clever, how to screw with your brain ah?
dear wuching: hey, cook another set for me! i like my eggs very cooked pleaseeee!
dear monty: whyyyy?
dear poochie: sorry, ms piggy has been admitted for a one-day check at tanjumg rambutan, malaysia's equivalent of mental institution.
dear fei: haiyoh, i tot i'm sot sot tei. looks like someone more sot than me. excuse me! *raising hand* looks like we need room for one more in here!
dear merv: nice to see you here. problem is there are many holes in that cranial hemisphere of mine and only 1 screw. the rest has fallen out on its own accord and has gone missing. you can try tightening that 1....but i don't know how that will help me.
i got sell spanners that are perfect for tightening screws. I also have lots of screws. So if you need to tighten a screw of replace a screw, call me.
Eh, fellow piggie, I heard we piggies 'fan tai sui' next year. If it's true I'm sad... Coz this year's been shitty enough for me...
Superstitions aside, hand me a screwdriver, I'll remove the other contacting screws for u! The it'll look immaculate, provided u've not fallen apart yet.
Screwdrivers? Pigs?
It's the Mad Pig Invasion! Call Washington!
dear ah pek: see? it's so good to know a handyman! they can fix everything! even when you go gila a little bit, they 'pau kow tim'.
dear ian: wah, so fast you know. that's not very nice to hear. looks like i have to make a trip during cny to the temple to 'tim tang'. yr year didn't sound that shitty to me; job fouled up couple of times, met 'woman-not-of-your-dream', discovered fungus in your fridge..hey, that's everyday growing up stuff. i've been to the hospital so many times this year, i'm beginning to be a permanent fixture there. thankfully, not for myself.
dear jonzz: we make seremban our next point of target! err....why are you calling washington, when you are here in m'sia? won't it be easier to call putrajaya?
siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke! siew yoke!
errr how many pigs are there to roast?
*starts counting...*
dear ff: some more got char siew, yue chee, pig bristle toothbrush. but sorry, all the pigs in bolehland are contaminated at the moment
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