i am a conniving manipulative bitch.
HD wanted to reheat frozen dimsum for breakfast.
i wanted my glorious instant noodles.
i gave in....since he was cooking.
however, when the food was done, as i was taking it out of the steamer, i let it slipped on the floor. dim sum, plate and all....
.......so that i can have my instant noodle.
.......so that i can get down on all four to pick up the pieces and clean the floor.
...... so that i can have the risk that the broken plate may cut my hand.
.......so that i can waste food.
.......so that i can have one less plate and have an incomplete set.
......so that i can re-cook my breakfast myself.
.....so that i can whine here about the hot steamy dimsum lying pathetically on the floor, amidst the broken pieces. *drool*
.....so that i have something to blog about.
what an idiot i am :-p
10 comments:
Don't be hard on yourself. We are no saint to commit no mistakes.
Cheer up my lady, in no time you would be laughing over this silly mess.
*Trying to read between the lines and failing miserably*
You really did it on purpose?
dear licky: i am..... laughing at myself, that's the problem. i'm glad you understood what i was trying to say.
dear jonzz: *grins* sarcasm, my dear friend.
u could've used a plastic plate :P
Ya, you manipulative b.. (LOL)
dear ah pek: kekeke. someone called me? my name is ot, idi-ot. hahaha
dear cocka: *flying kickkkkkkk* you don't know meh? woman always can call themselves that, but someone else cannot call her that. *sending heat detecting missiles after cocka*
dear mr equalizer: besides the fact that your name starts with an 'e' and ends with a 'r', there are 9 alphabets in your name, you are very strange and definitely very forward, i know nothing about you. if i said yes, don't you think i'll have to be very desperate??!?! thank u for taking the time to read my posts.
besides, he is a wonderful person and i'm blessed to have him. *grins*
dear wuching: haha, good idea. unfortunately, you can't steam on plastic plates *grins*
jonzz, there is NO need to read between the lines. There is nothing there. Its just women! They are sometimes lidat.
... so that the dog can have a glorious reheated dimsum breakfast.
dear monty: eh? sounds so chauvinistic punya, remark ini? women sometimes like what ahhhhh? cute? cuddly? adorable? sensitive? kakaka
dear bernard: haha. unfortunately, i have no dog. even if i do, i believe i won't dare to give the dimsum, with broken pieces of chinaware, to the dog :-)
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