Monday, August 06, 2007

things i can't understand #1

why do condoms come in different taste? people like to chew rubber? try chewing gum!! definitely taste better. what if someone forgets that they are chewing some tender parts and take a big chomp?!?! india's coming up with a betel-nut taste condom!! go figure! are you suppose to chew and spit?!

15 comments:

Jonzz said...

OMG! I can understand why you are discussing the taste of condoms right now.

Boredus maximus are you not?

Jonzz said...

Did I say can? I meant can't. But then after reading, it seems 'can' can work too.

GWA HA HA HA HA HA

may said...

omg!

*pengsans at such an x-rated post*

Cocka Doodle said...

Do you chew and swallow then? LOL

me said...

dear jonzz: bored to the very extreme....but still doesn't solve my curiousity mah. i really do wonder why. just doesn't make sense to me. taboo topics mean cannot talk meh? talk already bring more knowledge to people mah.

dear may: *puts minyak cap kapak under may's nose* where got x-rated? condoms only mah..can use as balloons for the more imaginative ones. you can answer my question or not? see? things that we don't understand, we should ask mah.

me said...

dear cocka: are you talking about food or rubber? don't you swallow your food?! will you swallow rubber??!!!

zewt said...

the question should be... do YOU like it when you chew... or... whatver on it...

Anonymous said...

Ask your husband. hehe

Wuching said...

uhh...because plastic taste not so tasty?

Anonymous said...

People who like oral games like the variety mah...!! Personally, I hate the taste of rubber (shhhh....) - anyway, put the rubber last, last. Then no need to taste :-)

Admin said...

would it make more sense if I say they are supposed to to worn by him and sucked by her?

She would suck harder and better if she liked the taste.

Then of course it would be kind of painful if she started chewing.

I think I will stick to the vanilla scent. My fat lady's favorite flavor.

Just out of curiosity, what is your favorite flavor? I want to keep some in stock.

Annie said...

I have no comment.

:-X

he he.

me said...

dear zewt: the only rubber i like is wrigley's.

dear pooh: hubby also wondering abt this question.

dear wuching: why would anyone want to chew plastic, whatever taste it is???? got feeling one meh, covered with plastic??!!! still sounds a littl freaky to me.

dear big p: ppl who like oral games like real things..real feelings....not chewing plastic lah. i can't imagine the wearer nor the wearee shiok. they might as well chew on their partner's smelly socks??!!

dear ah pek: duh! you think i was under the impression it was worn by her and chewed by him?! the question is....wearing rubber still got feeling one meh?? chew until cows come home also the wearer don't know. bleeding ah, honey? got meh? you think anybody like plastic taste laced with a little vanilla, betel nut or whatever?! next time try putting some cake-making vanilla essence on a plastic bag and get a thrill out of that!!!

as i told zewt, the only rubber i'm interested in is wrigley's.

dear annie: this is a purely educational class. please don't be embarrased. i can't understand why anyone wants to chew rubber, can you? you can tell me they have cookie and cream taste...i'll still prefer the real food thank you.

zewt said...

of cos... else you wuldnt have 2 kids.

me said...

dear zewt: how observant *smirk*....then again i could have ended up with a dozen children. :-p

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