first day of detoxification and my brain is shutting down already. everything is hazy and blurry (i don't even know whether to spell that with one 'b' or two 'b's anymore) and i AM VERY HUNGRY. a little hunger is good for releasing the toxins from the body, or so i am told, but my stomach is growling very loudly in protest. i doubt i can last the rest of the day, much less the next 6 days. i'm greedily devouring a piece of watermelon, the biggest cut i could choose from the plate, to save my sanity. i can snack on sunflower or pumpkin seeds when i'm desperate enough, but safe for a health-freak or some nut guru, who has those things lying around their house?? i don't think i can gather i'm so hungry enough energy to crawl out of the house to get some to save my life. perhaps i should have not dismissed this detoxifying 7 day diet thing and should have been better prepared. then perhaps i will still a grasp on my logic and reasoning powers now. instead, i'm just babbling and rambling.
the fibre drink that i had to stuff inside my pursed and very uncooperative lips was already a torture early in the morning. suddenly, the courage and determination that was nudging me when i paid $150 bucks for the stupid thing i'm so hungry has evaporated into thin air. i guess one can afford to be more courageous and strong-willed when one's stomach is not growling. technically, i can drink the vile liquid and continue with my daily diet of yummilious food....but what's the point of doing something half-heartedly, right? want to die....die all the way lah. i'm so hungry *sob*
and all that i have to look forward to at lunch time is more fruit. :-(
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Hey ME! I'm eating lovely sweet and sour pork + Braised pork ribs + bowl of ooh la lah! penang laksa so sedap!!
dear monty: trust the alien to come tease me with more food. hallo! alien supposed to be devouring alien food!
dear wuching: hehe, must cleanse, then can continue to drink, eat and be merry again. otherwise body too full of toxins. :-)
You very fat wan meh? I thot you skinny stick like your cartoon?
wow. wat detox programme is this? give me some tips :)
Wat detox programme is this? All the best. don't give up:)
dear ah pek: means you not paying enuf attention loh. i tot you like te bak one? hahaha. where got people draw stick figures with fat one?? how to draw also i don't know!
dear pooh: got it off the pharmacist's shelf after reading abt it. a 7day detox programme -juvanex - suppose to make you feel lighter, more energetic, bla bla bla. so far, i think it's value for money.
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