when you spend a lot of time with somebody, or something, you very quickly become very close. be it one day, one week or even one year. the duration matters least. when he is the only one you see, hour after hour, day after day, the only companion during cold, long and lonely nights, he'll feel like a part of your limb, your soul. one that you can't do without. separation, no matter how brief, will be painful, tormenting even. it may all very well be a delusion, a lie you've created as a balm for your soul. you believe that he is more perfect than he really is; all faults and flaws glossed over like the cover page of fashion magazines.
i met one like that recently. one that changed my perspective. my new best friend, my soul mate. he's there when i need him, ever ready, ever present. was it during the trip? or did it blossomed when i returned? i forget. when we are separated, i know it's a matter of minutes before we reunite; we cannot stand to be apart. it's a very exhausting relationship, the intensity of it all. i see more of him than any other during this short extreme period.
let me introduce........
my new best friend.
he goes by the name of mr loo to those who are not familiar with him.
curious to see how someone who has managed to capture my heart looks like?
well, maybe not so much as capture my heart as my bottom.
:-p brought a little souvenier back in the form of stomach flu. *sigh* (this is probably the only time when my readers don't scream for souveniers).
excuse me while i spend some more quality time with mr. loo. will be right back when my rear end doesn't hurt.
7 comments:
dear ah pek: u're getting predictable. i know what you were going to say even before you wrote it down. :-p i don't know abt the biting balls part, come sit, try and let me know. *wink*
Hahaha....Wah...does it lick strategic places? Can make money, u know...Mmmmm....
If anything, at least it should kiss your bottom better after a painful poop. LOL
dear wuching: are you calling my best friend names??!!!
dear zewt: technically, no. there is this pipe that goes out of mr loo into the bigger picture of things...
dear big p: actually, he is not that cute looking. i wouldn't want him to lick me, esp with that germ infected tongue. and the people that he has been with! he's not exactly monogamous.
Nice photoshopping. A bit on the shitty side though. LOL.
Did you do it yourself?
What a cute loo! Wouldnt mind getting my hands on it, then maybe my hubby will not spend too much time on his throne!
dear jonzz: nah, just plucked it from the big bad space. don't hv enuf free time to breathe, let alone fool around with photoshop.
dear sahm: hahaha. that's the first i've heard anyone so enthusiastic about a loo. aside from my version, of course. frankly, he freaks me out.
A friend in need is a friend indeed :-)
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