Tuesday, January 15, 2008

marriage tip #2456

how do you know when you have been married for too long?

when you play footsy with him under the table, he turns to look at you

and tells you your foot is dirty.

*faints*

7 comments:

Wuching said...

hehehe..go wash squiggly clean lor

Admin said...

Adoi! hou lan 7 pei ah!!!

play footsie somemore!!

stay-at-home mum said...

Yep, that marks the end of the honeymoon! Sigh!

zewt said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wear socks....

me said...

dear wuchy: somehow, i think it'll be another blue moon before i play footsy again. :-p

dear ah pek: haiyoh, so early come in and curse ah. nowadays very frustrated meh? pei meh? your blood circulation not good lah, old man.

dear sahm: errrr...that and many other things very early on marked the death, funeral and burial of the honeymoon. coffin sealed shut. six feet underground. like playing deaf, burnt your hand oso never blink an eye (or play blind again).....

dear zewt: how romantic. :-p to have a fuzzy thing exfoliate your leg....

Las montaƱas said...

you didn't go for foot manicure thats why.

me said...

dear monty: long nails scratching the skin is even more exciting. :-p

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