hi! what have you been keeping yourself busy with these days?
*muses*
breathing. you know, inhalation. exhalation.
it's quite a laborious job, keeping my days and nights fully occupied. 13 breaths a minute. 780 breaths an hour. 18,720 breaths a day. sometimes faster. sometimes slower. it helps to fill my lungs with oxygen and keeps me alive. a hobby with a really useful purpose, i say. sometimes, when the job gets too much to handle, you know all those inhaling and exhaling is tiresome on the chest, i try to cheat the system and hold my breath a little longer than usual, breathing out only when my face is almost turning blue, saving a breath or two along the way. less wear and tear.
usually, it's an easy peasy job. i don't think much about the routine. sometimes though, a deep breath brings about a hacking cough, from that month-long cold i brought back from japan. imported stuffs are more prestigious and usually last longer, you know.
anyway, last saturday, i exhaled into some blue and red balloons. for the not-so-little one's birthday party. i had it easy. i blew up 6 balloons, mr. hubby blew up 34, his lips also turning blue but for another reason. cheapo balloon dye. should have been a combination of blue and red, i thought. barney purple. how attractive. but it was plain unattractive blue. maybe the red dye is imported. anyway, that went well. i stored some breaths in the 6 balloons to be used later, when i'm lazy exhaling. turned out i forgot to bring the balloons home from the party.
yesterday, mr. hubby figured i could do with some heavy breathing. the healthy type. not that the activity you have in mind is not healthy. the tormentor goaded me onto the threadmill. *pout* it was there that i learned i was not as fit as i thought i was. running for only 1 minute??!! there is something seriously warped about that. maybe huffing and puffing is not my thing. i prefer inhaling and exhaling, slowly, naturally.
well, as you can see, inhaling and exhaling has kept me pretty busy. i'm off for now, doing more of the same. toodle doo!
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*hands you an oxygen mask*
What do you mean the heavy breathing i have in mind is not healthy. Health experts have proven that 1/2 and hour of that kind of heavy breathing that I love burns off 740 calories. That is equivalent to slow jogging or brisk walking on the threadmill.
Now which would you choose? 1/2 hour in heaven or 2 hours in hell
dear wuchy: *inhale deeper, exhale deeper* hang on!!! this is pure oxygen!! *starting to sound like alvin the chipmunk*
dear ah pek: old oredi lah u, old man. eyes also not so good liao. read nicely again lah. not that the activity you have in mind is not healthy. double negative. means i also think it's healthy mah. some more give me long long lecture until cow comes home. i love sex also lah. how u think i've got 2 kids?
Waaah! you can blow so well ah? 6 balloons?
*cocka having images of lenglui pics in Edison Chen's collection*
dear cocka: sorry to disappoint lah. they had to remove my pics from his collection. see already cause national frenzy and nosebleed. reclassified as dangerous weapon.
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