sometimes things are not as they appear to be.
remember the cinderella story? the poor beauty turns to riches and lives happily ever fable that every woman dreams of, if only in their childhood. she left a shoe behind in her bid to run away from the ball and her prince went around to every household in the kingdom to look for the woman who would fit the shoe perfectly. i don't know why there is only one woman in the entire kingdom who wears that particular size, she must have either monstrously big feet or shockingly tiny ones, but i believe it must be next to impossible for her to buy shoes in the local shoeshop.
it never occured to the dipsy prince, not even once, that the reason her shoe fell off was because she was wearing a size too big to begin with. shoes don't just fall off like that if they are the right fit. i've never had a prince chase after me so perhaps i may have to put on my heels and let some dogs loose to prove the theory but if ballroom dancers can dance with their 5 inches heels on and it doesn't fly off and hit the judges in the face when they raise their legs for a kick, i think it's safe to say shoes don't fall off if they are the right fit.
conclusion? probably means that the dipsy prince has been going around looking for the wrong woman from the very start. and the so-called cinderella who managed to fit into the shoes at the end was nothing more than a manipulative, conniving bitch who was at the right place at the right time and took advantage of the situation. poor prince. i dread to think of what happened after the 'happily ever after'.
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the truth is Cinderella was wearing a pair of thongs, that explains how she could loose one of her thongs so easily. running with a pair of thongs? for sure loose wan, lucky she didn't fell over & crack her head open!
now that is a very different way of looking at it... well done.
but then right... dont be jealous lah.
dear wuchy: haha, for a moment there i tot u meant she was wearing a g-string! can't imagine the prince holding a flip-flop slipper in his hands and trying to look all romantic and dignified.
dear zewt: actually heard that from somewhere else and curi the story *grins* jealous? nothing will displease me more than being typecast as a hopeless, useless weak girly-in-need-of rescue fair maiden.
hmm.... all this while I was thinking it was the smell of her HK foot.
The prince probably had a shoe fetish. The right girl just had to spank him to his senses.
dear ah pek: i think u smal never read fairy tales one. the smell of her HK foot attract him to find her high and low ah?? should be the opposite leh.
dear jonzz: spank?? wooo, jonzzy is starting to sound kinky. hahahaha.
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