(sang to the tune of bob-the builder)
lenglui the builder
can we fix it?
lenglui the builder
yes we can!
what's everybody's problem anyway? why do they feel the need to ask me to handle everything? do i look like your neighbourhood handyman? hallo? the phone is just right there, pick it up and call whoever yourself.
need to move things? call lenglui lah
need to organise last minute vacation plans? call lenglui lah
need to place orders for $$$ transaction? call lenglui lah
injured and bleeding to death? call lenglui lah
need to co-ordinate any plans, big or small? call lenglui lah
need companionship to visit somewhere? call lenglui lah
need last minute sea-sick pills for child? call lenglui lah
don't know what to eat for dinner? call lenglui lah
need escort for doctor's visit? call lenglui lah
need to get permission to eat snacks? call lenglui lah
need to get permission to go toilet? call lenglui lah
constipated? don't call lenglui!
ya, ya, i know. i'm hugely popular and is very important to the smooth running of the universe.
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