medical discovery

eureka!

i believe i've just discovered a new strain of the h1n1 virus. i think it has once again mutated to a different strain, faster than any antibiotics can tame it. since i'm the official discover of this new mutation, i shall name it the h23n-me virus. at the moment, little batman is down with the virus, my life specimen, and is home recuperating. characteristics of the virus is as follows, so please be on your guard:

Name: H23N-me

Incubation period: couple of hours / overnight, especially when the next day is a school day

Symptoms: fever, blocked nose, fatigue, perceived insomnia, aversion to school, followed by stay at home and ki ki kat kat, want this and want that, eat this and eat that, inability to focus on revision for exam, distracted, hunger unsatieted when attempting to revise, increased degree of complain and whining.

Degree of infectious: not high. close family members not infected, sibling still has to go to school.

High-risk group: male, aged around 8 yrs old, wears batman mask.

Transmission: through the lazy bone.

Treatment: high dosage of cartoon and non-school work related activities. forcing the patient to go to sleep and abstain from the above will also lead to dramatic recovery. continuous feeding can lessen level of complain. cooling herbal drinks are advised to keep patient hydrated. the level of bitterness is proportionately related to the speed of recovery of infection.

do study the above information with care to familiarise yourself with the current trend of virus. although transmission has not been proven, it may very well transmit to 38-year old married women as well, especially when it's a friday.

*grins*