life's little laughters

can someone please tell me if the abbreviation for assistant is ass.? at this moment, my fingers are itching to key in 'audrey, charlie's ass' in my handphone contact list. that cannot be right, i know it is not right. technically, not morally. still, i'm going to enter it as such, simply for the chuckle i will get everytime i look at her name, and everytime that she rings me. my stomach tickles in anticipation of that. my day brightens, for this moment and everytime that she will call me. how easy life can be if only you let it, with only a little help from yourself. for this split-second, for this brief moment on a relaxed friday morning, i am that small little girl again.