sense of humour required

so, tell me, why is it that women don't have a sense of humour? well, if they do, they are keeping it very well hidden. veeeery well hidden. most women i know don't crack jokes. at least not on a regular basis. i don't know about after they have downed a series of tequila or took some magical mushrooms but on a daily basis, in their regular lives, women just don't crack jokes. now you know why women cry almost over everything and are crabby all the time. and you thought it was pms.

gasp, did you just call me fat?! , eventhough you may be discussing about the weather.

are they talking about me?! *peering with slitty eyes at the next table*

sounds like i'm dissing on my own kind, but it's frustrating how women are so uptight about everything and super-sensitive all the time. you need to see the funny side of life. loosen up a little.

for some women, men with a great sense of humour is a point-scorer. so, what do you like about him? he makes me laugh. laughing is important, who wants to cry, right? sorry, i wasn't talking about you, mr depressed psychotic man, you can continue to indulge in your misery. so, for women, being funny is one of the things that we will definitely appreciate. some perhaps will value money more, then comes good looks and big attachments (haha, i'm just adding that in there for the kick of it, how do i know if size matters or not?!?!), but shallowness can only go so far. a good sense of humour will be somewhere on the list; number 99 out of the 100 basic requirements perhaps for some.

on the other hand, no man looks for a sense of humour. it's like they want to be facing this crabby bitchy ms universe-lookalike with big boobs for the next four decades! seriously! ask any man! first on the list, if they are being really pretentious, will be a good heart and a nice smile. then comes big boobs, sexy figures, legs to die for, shapely bum..... and that's about it. see? if you want to be shallow about it, shallowness is what you'll end up getting. no matter how a man says they want someone with good character, you will never see a slightly-below-average looking woman on the arms of a proud-looking man. mine has beautiful sexy character! the other day, she fed a stray cat and saved some homeless folks! nope, it only works out if she's pretty, or at the very least, pleasant on the eyes, as well, so they all say. ya, pleasant on the eyes turn out to be ms. america lookalike.

anyway, back to the list, shallowness or not. a sense of humour is never on the list, above or below that imaginary good heart and wonderful character. why is that not important for a man? because he already has enough sense of humour for the both of them? i can just see that happening. dahhhling, why did the chicken cross the road? what chicken are you talking about? did you take the tesco chicken out of my fridge again and played with it?!?!? you are in serious trouble! see what you are getting yourself in? i guess men are a really tolerant lot, as long as they have eye candy to look at.