Monday, August 28, 2006

a two-leg journey

another school holiday has ended for the kids, filled to the brim with a bustle of endless activities and fun. i think the children had a great time with their cousins and i hope they have enough to pack away in their memory boxes for when days get longer and nights get darker.

i brought back stories from far far away and i shall tell them over the course of this week. hopefully, i can bring you along on this journey that i have travelled and show you what i have seen, through my eyes.



i was here for the first leg of my journey. i won't dwell on the why and the when but the where is singapore, the small dot down south. once my second home but now a distant memory in the past. looking back, it will seem that i have not been there for a few years now. the people have moved on. the places changed. what had once become a very cold place for me because of this alienation has suddenly turned into a warm and friendly place again this time round. all because i now know i have some friends on this little island, old and new. people who care, people who wants to know me for what i am. it makes the heart glow with warmth and the body a little reluctant to leave. it didn't matter that my schedule did not permit me to seek them out, their very existence is enough to make me feel a difference in the ar :-)

after an all-too-brief visit to singapore, we went on to hong kong. to search for the mouse. the elusive and popular mouse. yes, this time we ventured into disneyland.



i was mentally prepared for the various critique i have heard of this 'talk-of-the-town' place. disbelieving, i held the opinion that size will hardly matter, as long as we are having fun. infact, it will be refreshing to be able to move at a leisurely pace around the park. what i was not prepared for, however, was the heat. to put it in simple terms, this little pig was fried. and roasted. i was all armed with sun-block, water, cold towel and spaghetti straps. nevertheless, the heat made me wished i could peel my skin off, if only to give my skeleton frame some breathing air. HD said i was sure to have lost some weight from the dehydration, but it only serves to affirm my mental picture of a dried roasted suckling pig (incase some readers are wondering about this constant reference to the pig, i am miss piggy, born in the lunar year of the pig).

however, i am a highly adaptable creature and the heat alone is not enough to win the fight against my endurance. the thing that did me in was the discovery of some long-lost relatives at the theme park. some 'piau-chers' to be exact. having not had much experience with people from mainland china, i have always cut them some slack. even when another blogger proclaims them as obnoxious and loud, i put it all down to their upbringing. however, i draw the line when they start to encroach in my space. the personal yet intangible boundaries that everyone have around them.

i guess it should have been heart-warming, discovering relatives that you didn't know you had. for what else could they have been with the physical closeness that they intended? then again, even relatives of the same blood will not demonstrate such unappreciated 'friendliness'. in a queue, they insisted on pressing their bodies up against mine, so close that even a bacteria would have to scream out for air. the body was hot but it was mine, not theirs. in that stinky, sweating and steaming place (a lesson in the alphabet 's'), i would have gagged even at the thought of mr hot-bod of the year sticking so close to me. all because they cannot comprehend the concept of joining a queue. their envitable quest after encroaching into my space was to move a few more steps in front; in short, to cut the line. i gave them the deadly look but obviously their skin was too thick from all the cosmetic they had on. in frustration, i turned and grunted out 'miss!', for that was all i could manage in their mother tongue whilst keeping my temper in check. they must have finally realised that i wasn't going to let them through, as they slowly gravitated towards the left for another victim, my brother-in-law. he must have fallen for the 'hot sexy body pressed tightly against him' trick for they managed to squeeze through before i even blinked my eye.

that experience must have really ticked me off for then onwards, i noticed many more 'piau-chers' haunting the park. wearing 3-inch high heels! i know hong kong disneyland has been famed for being relatively small, but can you imagine having to teether all around that still vast space in pointy and very high heels? their hair was all coiffered up and their bodies dressed in sexy half-length ball gowns! a little out of place, if you ask me. maybe it was sour grapes, for i was nearly melting from the heat and was hardly a sight to look at. still, i am bewildered by their dress code. after all, this is a family theme park and the prince in the castle does not really exist, in case they were wondering.

the rating: it was the most tiring and exhausting visit ever, to any theme park or anywhere else. i don't know if the kids were enjoying themselves much but little missy never did get her wish to have her photo taken with the big elusive mouse himself.

well, at least we can know claim that we have visited hong kong disneyland to all those curious and nosy relatives who know our travelling habits all too well.



can you guess which is mine?

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16 comments:

Las montaƱas said...

ok, yours is the bright orangy ones with the culottes. Err, you neber pluck the hairs on your legs ah!?

And what a place to stopover.. the little red dot. so boring!!! can die one. And if you think you saw smiles, yes they are indeed there.. because there is this IMF event next week and people are asked to "Smile!!!".

Admin said...

tell u the truth u don angry hor. i didn't read your post, i just scrolled down. but i know the purple slipper is you.

Wuching said...

u wear the brown one!

King's wife said...

so many pairs of Crocs. Did i get the name right? I think yours is the purple pair.

may said...

I think the purple ones are yours too!!

love that pic of the "mickey mouse ears", heheh. I've yet to go to any of the -lands, I think I'll give it a miss this lifetime.

Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

I liked the sweetball Mickey! so imaginative. I've been to Anaheim's Disneyland and now I'm eyeing Disney World. How did you manage to get the whole family to wear the crocs? :P

Cocka Doodle said...

Yes, I'm with las montanas on this one. Its definitely the orange ones with the hairy legs. LOL

...and welcome to the world of the loud,obnoxious, ill-mannered, uncouthed chinamen! ....and I'll be there next week. *sigh*

Ianfluenza said...

I analyse that you wear the brown ones, judging from the angle of the photo you took, unless it's taken by someone else. Plus, I have a gut feeling that your feet are not relatively big...

But hey wait, you could be the Purple one too if there are none other adults (except your HD) travelling with you...

me said...

to all: hahaha. all the guesses in the world and no one came close. i wonder why? so many chose purple, is it because i look like the type who will like the colour purple, or do the black pants look like something i will wear. answer at the end of the comments....

dear lm: taaaat, wrong. little dot so boring meh? then what are you doing there? should you be getting a 'i survived singapore' t-shirt? and actually, i didn't notice whether anybody was smiling at me. i just thought perhaps lm will be smiling at me, from god knows where.

dear ah pek: i like your honesty. don read never mind, at least you cared enuf to visit. but if it becomes a chore, you know i won't mind if you come in less frequently. as long as it makes you happier.

but if everyday you don't read, then when i visit you one day, we don't have any topic to talk about, how? btw, taaaaat, wrong guess.

dear wuching: taaaat! wrong guess. i will definitely prefer a mre vibrant colour.

dear kw: yeh, crocs. after all 4 members of my family wore it to hk, the rest decided they wanted to get a pair too. so, we dedicated one day for buying the shoes - we have 17 pairs in the whole family now :-) btw, taaaaaat, wrong guess.

dear may: taaaaat, wrong guess. don't be too sure about giving the -lands a miss, esp when your little ones starting popping out :-)

dear ff: i heard orlando's really big. my next and last disneyland, yet to be conquered. the crocs are pretty addictive. it's light, airy, colourful and trendy. once you wear it, the person who sees it will want one too :-) but it wasn't planned. it just seemed like the best shoe to wear for the destination.

dear cocka: heehee. remember to shout at the top of your lungs, dig your nose, put your leg up on the chair and spit on the floor. and please, if you see any of my 'piau-chers', give them a kiss :-p and if you survive the experience, please come back. should i get a 'wu san fu' for you?

dear ian: so analytical, but it still didn't work for you. gosh, the brown ones are so big. that's HD's, btw. and there are 4 adults in the photo. so, all your guesses are out

THE ANSWER, dear folks, is yellow. dirty fellow. not my favourite colour, i must add, but since there were too many choices and i am very bad with making up my mind, the choice was made for me by another :-)

Ianfluenza said...

Damn it...

I thought that yellow pair belongs to your daughter!

Las montaƱas said...

High-5 cocka! We knew all along that those legs in the orange shoes will match the 'guai meen' posted earlier.

C'mon, dun bluff leh.. Yellow one. No one will believe.

C men? gimme a break!!!!

seefei said...

purple one...

i can see cocka banging his head on the wall... knowing you visited but never call muahahahah

seefei said...

shuck... i didnt read your comment.

me said...

dear ian: kakaka. daughter's in red. her feet is catching up with mine pretty fast.

dear lm: darn! couldn't pull a fst one on you, huh? ok, i'll be the orange ones if it suits your fancy. but i like the hair on my legs, it goes with the guai meen look.

dear fei: i tot cocka's based in jb. he goes over to kiu kai in spore ah? nah, cocka can't be bothered about this little missy, he's got his hands full with all the piao meis and next week, he will have even more piao chers. what is it with the purple one? everybody figured it must be purple.

titoki said...

I think it's the yellow one!!! This crocs shoes are terrorising M'sia now. KennySia has just introduced them in his blog and he's giving out 5 pairs to his readers. ;)

I don't like China Chinese either. They don't brush and they don't shower. The reason being is that if they wash/shower/brush too frequently then their 'fats' which keep them warm during the winter time will be washed off too.

Damn smelly can die aitelyu. ;)

P/S: How much is your crocs shoes?

me said...

dear titoki: belady! i just typed the longest reply to your comment and as if i don't have enuf fires to put out today, it was erased. so, i have to start again....

are you sure you are not saying that it's yellow AFTER reading my answer??!! nevertheless, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. bravo then! the first one to say yellow. kennysia so rich one meh? or was it sponsored by the company, which i really doubt so loh. then again, carrefour is selling china imitation crocs for less than $20 but the material is way off. the standard price for crocs now is $129, i think and that's what i bought it for. i was told it can be bought cheaper in kedah though i have no idea why!

have you gone up to a smelly chinaman's armpit and took a deep breath??!! i think i instinctively hold my breath each time so i can't second your statement there. how about nearer places like shenzhen where the weather is not as cold? i think you need to take leave for a sniffing expedition to answer my question for me. kakaka.

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