i know the chicken started it, he and his one-tracked 5-minute-attention-span brain. then, our eat-full-nothing-to-do hamsup australian ambassador followed suit. first the industrial-strength version, then he came up with a miniaturised portable and new-improved version. i know, i know. these quys are crying out for a little attention from busy moi. *flicks hair* i'm sorry. i know i've been a little preoccupied to visit your blogs lately but this is hardly reason to post your ardour for me all over your posts. sigh! the whole world will know how the both of you are so infatuated with me. it's so embarrasing. there, there. i grant you permission to kiss the floor that i walk on. unfortunately, i'm not in a pissy mood today and is in no mindset for retaliation. you're granted absolution. :-p
for the sake of public interest, i conducted a test to verify their claims. i hereby bring you an episode of the mythbusters: is it true that a full spin cycle of the washing machine can bring you ecstasy beyond imagination? for this purpose i will be using a 5kg washload electrolux washing machine model ew502f, with 14 wash programs and special features like active 'magic ball' action and aqua shower 3 way cleaning action.
after half an hour, the results? the rattling was so great, my dentures were nearly shaken off. the shaking. the rumbling, the humming and the bumping, my whole body was convulsing so bad it nearly sent me into an epileptic fit. from my head to my toe, even my teeth were chattering! heck, i felt like i was straddling the i-gallop or the latest gintell i-so massager! my body was all numb, even itchy! but no orgasm in sight. hello, naive little boys. if all those people who were sitting on i-gallop and massaging machines had ecstasies, all those sales people in the mega malls will be shouting, screaming and writhing with pleasure. very indecent lah. don't be so innocent lah.
as for that little massage machine that the koala bear suggested, it broke immediately when i sat on it. made in china?! what do you expect?! he was too el-cheapo to buy the patented expensive version.
so folks, this myth has been busted!
7 comments:
hehehehehe...terese pulled my ears ledi! you happy now? but i was just being a good friend mah, thot you might want one but you go & sat on it! its not to be used like the washing machine leh, you gotta let it gently caress you! want another one onot? ;-P
dear wuching: she read this comment, she'll want to pull your another ear. :-p
must gently caress one ah? why you never early early say? caress my hand will vibrate loh. liddat oso very shiok one ah? i don't know woh. my handphone always vibrate when there's a call. my hand oso never shiok shiok. got money-back guarantee or not?
An 'Ogawa' washing machine, LOL!
dear jonzz: i think gintell already came up with that. they call it i-so. i still don't get how that can help to reduce weight.
why why why you people like the front loading machines huh? somemore so branded one electrolux! Gimme the high tech jap top loading ones anytime!
Nothing sucks,
Like Electrolux!
dear monty: top loading not as heavy duty mah, or so i tot lah. actually, mine is not electrolux but i banyak lazy to go check what brand it is.
dear chicken: wahhhhhh, rhyming pulak. chicken oso quite learned hor. didn't know chicken can read :-p hehehe.
Post a Comment