operation cracko

there is a conspiracy going around at work. i think they have code-named it 'operation holiday'.

it goes like this:

any employees who have work assignments for ms. me will first place it on their desk. then they go for tea. sit around and chat a little bit. let it collect dust for a few days. drip a little nasi lemak sambal sauce on it during lunch, bring it along when they needed to step out for a puff or two or take a leak. you get the picture.

then, when a rumour goes round that ms. me is taking leave for the next few days, they will hold an emergency meeting to discuss when and how to make the drop. the leader will shout out the time and the other team members will synchronise their watches. the target will be to drop their overdue assignments one day before she takes off for vacation. not one minute earlier, not one minute later. and everybody must deliver at the same time, one after another.

cool, huh?

*faint*