i eat when i'm happy
i eat when i'm sad
i eat when i'm nervous
i eat when i'm depressed
i eat when i'm bored
i eat when i'm angry
i eat when i'm celebrating
i eat when i'm having a reunion
i eat when i'm sick
i eat when i'm hungry
i eat when i'm full
i eat when friends come
i eat when i'm alone
i eat when i see television
i eat when i'm reading
i eat when i'm thinking
i eat when i'm tired
i eat when i'm deliberating
i eat when i'm horny
i eat when i'm excited
i eat when i'm frightened
i eat when i'm panicking
i eat when i'm frustrated
i eat when i'm cold
i eat when i'm silly
i eat when i feel lost
the only time that i don't eat is when i'm busy
i need to go on a diet.
11 comments:
Huh? You eat too when you're horny? What do you actually eat? Ahahaha... Sorry. Lame and crude my joke was.
LOL @ Ianfluenza's comment.
The other time you don't eat is when you are sleeping. *winks*
dear ian: ha! trust a guy to spot only that! typical one track mind. *grins* eat when i'm feeling horny and no outlet lah. not when i'm indulging in the horny bit lah, mr ian.
dear titoki: don't encourage him. *rolls eyes and grins*
when i sleep i dream of eating :-)
the only time i don't eat is when i am shitting.
do you eat when you shit?
good ler, chiak pui pui!
Gimme Five!! lol
dear ah pek: ahhhhh...correct also. i don't eat when i'm doing big important business. the smell itself is enough to put me off.
dear wuching: don't want pui pui lah, so now must diet. when weight comes down, can start to chiak again.
dear helen: hey, you're back. hope you have a good feast during your holidays.
dear ian: ha! trust a guy to spot only that! typical one track mind. *grins* eat when i'm feeling horny and no outlet lah. not when i'm indulging in the horny bit lah, mr ian.
Did I made my gender proud or what? *giggles and bows*
hei! come to think of it, eating is quite therapeutic. i eat (munch actually) when i think .
Wah! you eat so much wan! We are definitely not inviting you to our bloggers' meet liao.
Sked you finish all our food.
dear ian: yes. exemplary. *clap clap* but give medal next time *grins*
dear fei: support! helps clear the channel and thinks better. heehee
dear cock: mm hoe kum yong. i very shy in person one. i pretend to pick at my food only and then go home and gasak two packets of maggi mee.
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