Monday, June 19, 2006

i eat, therefore i am



i eat when i'm happy

i eat when i'm sad

i eat when i'm nervous

i eat when i'm depressed

i eat when i'm bored

i eat when i'm angry

i eat when i'm celebrating

i eat when i'm having a reunion

i eat when i'm sick

i eat when i'm hungry

i eat when i'm full

i eat when friends come

i eat when i'm alone

i eat when i see television

i eat when i'm reading

i eat when i'm thinking

i eat when i'm tired

i eat when i'm deliberating

i eat when i'm horny

i eat when i'm excited

i eat when i'm frightened

i eat when i'm panicking

i eat when i'm frustrated

i eat when i'm cold

i eat when i'm silly

i eat when i feel lost

the only time that i don't eat is when i'm busy


i need to go on a diet. Posted by Picasa

11 comments:

Ianfluenza said...

Huh? You eat too when you're horny? What do you actually eat? Ahahaha... Sorry. Lame and crude my joke was.

titoki said...

LOL @ Ianfluenza's comment.

The other time you don't eat is when you are sleeping. *winks*

me said...

dear ian: ha! trust a guy to spot only that! typical one track mind. *grins* eat when i'm feeling horny and no outlet lah. not when i'm indulging in the horny bit lah, mr ian.

dear titoki: don't encourage him. *rolls eyes and grins*

when i sleep i dream of eating :-)

ah pek said...

the only time i don't eat is when i am shitting.
do you eat when you shit?

Wuching said...

good ler, chiak pui pui!

Helen said...

Gimme Five!! lol

me said...

dear ah pek: ahhhhh...correct also. i don't eat when i'm doing big important business. the smell itself is enough to put me off.

dear wuching: don't want pui pui lah, so now must diet. when weight comes down, can start to chiak again.

dear helen: hey, you're back. hope you have a good feast during your holidays.

Ianfluenza said...

dear ian: ha! trust a guy to spot only that! typical one track mind. *grins* eat when i'm feeling horny and no outlet lah. not when i'm indulging in the horny bit lah, mr ian.

Did I made my gender proud or what? *giggles and bows*

seefei said...

hei! come to think of it, eating is quite therapeutic. i eat (munch actually) when i think .

Cocka Doodle said...

Wah! you eat so much wan! We are definitely not inviting you to our bloggers' meet liao.
Sked you finish all our food.

me said...

dear ian: yes. exemplary. *clap clap* but give medal next time *grins*

dear fei: support! helps clear the channel and thinks better. heehee

dear cock: mm hoe kum yong. i very shy in person one. i pretend to pick at my food only and then go home and gasak two packets of maggi mee.

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