Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

strike it rich

i have struck lottery!

oh yes, you heard me right! i have struck lottery! nowwww.. don't come knocking on my door, pretending to be my good friend and all. there's no free lunch here :-p

with odds like 0.0618%, i am greatly honoured to be one of the 309 lucky winners. infact, i didn't even know i submitted any entries or bought any 'scratch-the-surface' cards, which was why it came as a total surprise when i realise i was one of the 309. 309 out of 500,000.

funny, you say? the big sweep lottery has more tickets than that? that's because i won the tm net lucky draw, not the one that is open to the general public.

out of 500,000 subscribers, only 309 lucky households will get the prize of having a dysfunctional broadband connection, the result of one (1!!) faulty cable. i am one of the lucky few. what an honour! *rolls eyes*

so, don't blame me if i haven't visited your site recently.

i'm busy hunting high and low for a workable connection.

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