torture

i was falsely imprisoned for 4 hours yesterday.

they bound and tied me to the chair, where all types of horrible wicked experiements were carried out. they scrutinized and examined my fine tresses, pulled it and sob! cut it. the evil ways of my captors, knowing that hair is the prize of a woman. they dyed it, curled it and washed it, uncountable times. there must be a strange custom where they come from which attempts to drown hair.

i will never understand woman, myself included. how we can subject ourselves to what seems like torture for such a long period of time, all in the name of beauty.