i have struck lottery!
oh yes, you heard me right! i have struck lottery! nowwww.. don't come knocking on my door, pretending to be my good friend and all. there's no free lunch here :-p
with odds like 0.0618%, i am greatly honoured to be one of the 309 lucky winners. infact, i didn't even know i submitted any entries or bought any 'scratch-the-surface' cards, which was why it came as a total surprise when i realise i was one of the 309. 309 out of 500,000.
funny, you say? the big sweep lottery has more tickets than that? that's because i won the tm net lucky draw, not the one that is open to the general public.
out of 500,000 subscribers, only 309 lucky households will get the prize of having a dysfunctional broadband connection, the result of one (1!!) faulty cable. i am one of the lucky few. what an honour! *rolls eyes*
so, don't blame me if i haven't visited your site recently.
i'm busy hunting high and low for a workable connection.
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wawawawawa!! a different sort of lottery, eh? heheh... my connection's kinda screwed up too, when I tried banking on the Internet. it must be telling me I'm running low on funds.
Don't worry ME, Annie won't be knocking on your door claiming to be your best friend. I'll be shoving you and demanding lunch because you owe me laptop batteries!
*cry*
*sob* My laptop battery is dying! I got the notice today on my screen. It said "Diagnosis: not good babe.. buy a new one soon"
Counting months: 8 months I've had this.. now, Annie must buy new battery.
This is all your fault. You made me throw all my batteries at you, now I have none for spare.
*growl*
Lottery! Pah! I need to win lottery too.. battery cost $129.00
i am sending my mahchais over! give half of your winnings or suffer the consequences!!!
Wah, congratulations on winning the lottery. So lucky one arr you. Let me shake your hand. And just before Chinese New Year too. Wah, so ongg..... WAhh...
So you won a... Dysfunctional Internet Connection?!!
Hmmmph!
LOL!
dear may: haha. don't worry. cny angpows coming soon. did u appoint proxy to collect on behalf?? if not, i can always do it for u, i take 40% commission only lah.
dear annie: it's not like u r very mobile, right? so, why did u get a laptop instead of a desktop?! those damn batteries are the ones that kick dead everytime, long before the machine itself. that's how they make fast bucks, annie. hook them on 24/7, they'll die on you. don't let them fully discharge often enough, they'll die on u. hey!!! u were throwing all those defunct batteries at me, ok? those that was supposed to be recalled by the factory!
dear ah pek: got read nicely or not? read title then head straight for comment box, issit?! so malas. u want half of my winnings, issit? ok, can. i'll ask yr machais to go home and pull out yr internet cables also lah. :-p
dear jonzz: ya lah. my sentiments exactly. harumphhh! still brain-wrecking about yr tag lah.
what?!!!
I heard you won RM300,000 prize money! I could be darn wrong, maybe much more than this amount.
whatever it is, you've got to share your happiness with your pals right? Here's my papyal account... monty@zetareticuli.com
Thank you very much!!
dear monty: anything for a pal. i'll send ah pek's men over to sever your cables as well. fair share, right? then we can all wallow in broadband connection failure. ok? happy valentine's day.
Happy ballantine's....
*hic...* Muaks!
dear cocka: stop dripping yr saliva all over me. *wipes off drool* come, have another glass. cheersssssss....happy valentine...i mean ballantine day 2 u 2.
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