Friday, December 01, 2006

an honour or an insult?

words fail to describe my present emotional high at this moment. i am elated, to say the very least. i feel i want to share it here with my fellow bloggers, and let everybody be witness to this joyous and momentous occasion.

i have never in a million years expected this to befall me and i am shocked that i have been given such an honour. *sob*. truth (see ian, i can spell this word correctly now) be told, i have never won any medal or trophy during my schooling years. needless to say, if i didn't win one then, i am definitely not expecting to win one now, especially taking into account my present....ahem! fitness condition.

thus, it came as a total surprise to me to be informed that i have been declared a winner, deserving of a beautiful trophy no less.

sengkor has declared me the champion of some ad-hoc contest that he has held and which, of course, i have no idea i had even participated. this piece of metal is sure beautiful.....what is the words inscribed on it?....wait, let me put on my specs....wha???!?!! the most cruel blogger award?!?!?!? moi? cruel?

he must be kidding! since when have you heard of laughing be labeled as an act of cruelty? is it not a reflex action of the amused? how can exhibiting my artistic talents be considered cruel? was van gogh ever called cruel? ahhhhhhhh! such abuse of the beauty of art. such ignorance. such insult.

sigh! i don't know whether i should hold this trophy up high with pride or stash it in the nearest bin.

however, if someone was to hand me a 20 cents coin, i'm sure i can live up to the name and honour. hmmmmm....this trophy is made of metal...maybe i can put it to good use. anybody spotted sengkor's car recently? *wicked laughter ringing in the air*

note to sengkor: pssst, see the photo above? i have a photo of your car (well, probably one of the three in the background. high likelihood that it is the one with your bag on it) *raise eyebrow* be afraid. be very afraid. kakakakaka.

13 comments:

sengkor said...

haha.. u must be very proud of winning it.. wanna take part in the next award? 'Most Fierce Blogger Award'? oh btw, my car is the center one.. be my guest.. lol

me said...

dear sengkor: don't bluff. i know for sure your car is not the center one. ya lor, first award i win worrrr..of course kembang a bit lah. most fierce? i soooooo sweet, how can take part ah? kakkakaka.

may said...

such an honour, such an honour! I need to learn a few skills in being "cruel", heheh...

Paula said...

Honorable Mentions:
Award for maintaining an anorexic stick figure while blogging!!

Award for excellence in blurring out photographs!!

tsk tsk. We must remind ourselves that ME is in the midst of OLD folks visiting for a MONTH! as well as children running amok in the house.

Shotgun is in the mail ME.

Anonymous said...

LOL, Most Cruel Blogger Award by laughing... oooo... Should add a few more awards.

Best Photoshopper Award: see the background become watercolor painting liao.

Best 'The Saint' wannabe: Just add a halo and u can become the next Roger Moore.. ha ha ha.

Hmm, the picture looks more like you're giving an award to Sengkor.

seefei said...

what did you do to deserve this? the only cruel thing i can think of is ....nothing!

i cant think of anything about you that is cruel!! this competition is rigged! aitelyu!!

me said...

dear may: really an honour meh? *raising eyebrow* i'm not so sure about that lah....

dear annie: what you can't do in reality, you project into your avatar. hahaha!

dear jonzzy: i didn't do the watercolour effect. i stole the photo from sengkor's place, printed it, printed the trophy over the photo, drew my beautiful self in and rescan it. a lot of effort, if you ask me. ya, i know, the hands are not quite in the correct place; was suppose to extend it to shake his hands....never mind the small details lah, haiyah!

dear fei: finally, someone sympathetic. would you believe i just laughed?!?! *sob* the misery of the misunderstood. errr....and maybe offered to unleash my artistic talents by decorating his car a little with a 20cents coin? *open eyes wide to look innocent*

Paula said...

Yes ME, not only did you draw your skinny self there, you forgot to draw clothes on you.. you skank.. you never told me this was a porn site... naked all over sengkor there!

kakakaka

sengkor said...

annie, it's ok. u din realise i looked away?

Las montaƱas said...

yeah, how did you do it? That stick figure! I want too!

me said...

dear annie: trust you to come up with the cheeky version of my drawing. what's porn about it? if you notice, the body is undeveloped! no boobs, not even a belly button. i'll be surprised anybody gets turn on by it!

dear sengkor: *smack sengkor on the head* yah, auntie, you look away. SYT, you nosebleed!

dear monty: just pick up your pen and draw away lah. we do in the avatar what we cannot have in the real life. kakakaka.

Immomsdaughter said...

If u don wan, gimme gimme I can sell it for scrap metal...muar ha ha

me said...

dear imd: a bit of a waste, don't you think? i can use it to hit the cockroach and rats.

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