i texted, "can he bring his older sister?".
the mother was sweet enough to reply before i could even blink my eyes, "sure, just let me know how many people in total".
??!?!?!
my hand itched so badly. i had to control the urge to type "let me see, 1 + 1 = .......this is so difficult, can you lend me your fingers and toes?.......or perhaps a calculator? ....i believe the answer is 2."
die..... die, bitch!
once again, i trampled the bitchiness queen into obliteration and replied with a meek, "thank you. there will be two children attending".
once again, the mild-mannered mother won the day.
12 comments:
you and your virgoism!! stop being so critical of other people lah. :P
dear monty: u think it's the virgo in me? being critical of others is fun. what's so nice about sucking up 2 everybody and seeing all the goodness in ppl? it's hypocrisy, i tell u. :-p
Aiyo, you are the one asking for favor. Play nice... WA KA KA KA KA
LOL! You go girl, yell at Monty!
WaPow!
You added wrong by the way.
1 + 1 + 1 = 3
1 boy
1 older sister
1 adult (you).. aren't you going?
dear jonzz: i know, i know. i was.....really, i was all sweetness. thank you, please and all that. i can't help the one inside who was rolling her eyes and going 'duhhhhhh!' at her blurness. :-)
dear annie: i didn't *pout* yell at monty, that is. i was talking so sweetly too. *nodding innocently* me going? to an enclosed place with little kids screaming and shouting? comeon, you're a mother, i wouldn't if i can help it! will be hovering nearby though...watching with the eyes of a hawk.
then you must bring 2 gifts. after people say you greedy. one gift but 2 people come and eat.
people being nice to accept more guests also kena from u.. susah la..
dear ah pek: aha! but i do! i always bring two gifts, if only to make the birthday girl happier.
dear sengkor: hahaha. *grins* bloggers who i have known for some time and who don't come and comment on my blog often enough also will kena from me, you know!! *raise eyebrow* nanti i dedicate a post to you baru u tahu. :-p
i sense some personal grudge going on between u 2...
dear zewt: haha. i don't even know her. i was just being cheeky. sacharin sweetness is so boring, don't u think? :-p
... perhaps...
dear zewt: ahhhhhhh, so zewt goes for those sweety pies. how boring. kakakakaka. sorry, the only sweetness we offer in this blog is aspartame; deadly when consumed in excess. :-p
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