Wednesday, July 09, 2008
dream, dream, dream
what is it about having a cold and nightmares? been having one nightmare after another for two nights in a row. maniac killers pulling at my feet, bumping into scary old friends, lunatics chasing senselessly. jolt up from one nightmare, close my eyes again and bump!, straight into the next heart-pumping dream. i seriously need some rest if i'm ever to recover from this chronic cold. but what can i do? garlic? wooden stakes? silver bullets? virgin urine and dog's blood? should i seriously consider bringing them to bed with me?
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take some good protein. eg: steamed fish, steamed chicken breast meat. no oil. more protein helps in recovery.
you need lots of rest, my dear.
pop a sleeping pill into your mouth and wash it down your throat tonight and everything will be alright tomorrow.
Ya, the urine sounds good. Take lots of it.
dear monty: problem is mum swats my hand away when i try to eat chicken...something about chicken turning the cold chronic wohhhhhh....sigh.
dear licky: then i won't be able to get up at 6.35 to make breakie :-(
dear ah pek: u sure it works? *looking suspiciously ah at pek* if doesn't work, i slash the urine at your front door ah..
Just make sure it's virgin's urine okay?
you want to avoid "oily" chicken or chicken with skin/fats. The best is breast meat without any fats. The oil/fats in chicken is said to aggravate the cold.
nah..you dun need all those, you just need me in your bed!
Too many things on your mind. You need to clear your head before you sleep.
dear ah pek: put some used and loaded pampers around the house can or not ah?
dear monty: eat chicken but not the skin?? shucks! what's the point of eating chicken then? that's like asking me to eat kfc without the skin....err...shouldn't be eating oily fried food in the first place, ya.
dear wuching: do you snore?
dear jonzz: *detaching brain, opening skull and looking thru inside* wasn't aware there was anything inside.... *dust cobwebs and clear rubbish a little *
like a freight train!
dear wuchy: *kicks wuchy off the bed*
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