Monday, October 11, 2010

yesterday i caused a car accident with my ravishing beauty.

i was at this '+' junction, waiting to merge into mainstream traffic. there was a car on the opposite lane, also waiting for his turn. it wasn't an extremely busy road, but it being a '+' junction, cars were going in all direction. there was an endless stream of cars, all moving very slow. soon enough there was a gap in the flow of traffic. i was in no hurry though, so i signalled to the car opposite that he may go first. he hesitated for a fraction of a second, and then he started to move forward, very slowly.

i have enough reason to believe that the guy behind the wheels was so awe-struck with my radiating beauty that he was blind to everything else. otherwise, my soft waving hand was like a hypnotising wand and the guy was rendered imbecile with my charm. one thing for sure, he was blind. he was moving at supernaturally slow speed and supernaturally slowly hit a car that was driving along the main road. it was like a slow motion picture, brought to you by mgm studios. crash, bang, boom. the young girl behind the wheels was shocked beyond words. how he could miss the car that was also driving very slowly, i have no idea. where else could his eyes be looking except at yours sincerely, because the last time i checked, the registrar of road transportation does not allow blind people to drive. the setting sun was reflecting off his windscreen so i have no way of verifying where his eyes were staring, or if he had any in the first place. perhaps to all purpose he believed that his grandfather owns the road, and he could take his own sweet time to cross it and the world will stand still for him. alternatively, he thought it was the red sea, he was moses, and the traffic will part for him to cross at his will. a million of theories, but no answers.

in a way i feel responsible, because i let him go first, because i am too beautiful, because i entranced him and he couldn't think straight. :-p

2 comments:

zewt said...

chis...

me said...

kurang ajar :-p why u come here and chis me? :-p :-p :-p hehe.

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