Research for the advancement of mankind

further to my entry (shiok lah this word. entry, exit, entry, exit) yesterday on mua's addiction, i will like to conduct a research. this is a very important research, so please kindly don't look down on it. it may serve to improve the living standards of mankind from now on and in the future, scientists may use it as a reference and guideline for their various investigations and collections of fact (what the hell am i talking about?!)

ok, as an expert in the field of instant noodles, i have observed over the years that men like their noodles softer and women like them with a bit of bite. I cannot explain this strange phenomenon. maybe it has to do with the way the moon is aligned with neptune and the way saturn revolves in relation to its' rings. when leng chai cooks instant noodles and i tumpang, i must look over his shoulder to make sure that it is of the correct texture. haiyah, one second too long and we can pour the noodles in the bin. sudah tak boleh makan! when you cook, you must also bear in mind the time it takes to pour the noodle into the bowl, take out the chopstick and spoon, bring the bowl to the table, scoop up a chopstickfull of noodles, blow.......and put in the mouth. then you have to takeaway this x seconds (or minutes for those really slow pokes) from the cooking time. ahhhhh! the perfect culinary skill to the perfect bowl of instant noodle (must use maggi ah, by the way, all the other brand cannot one lah). for those who are not so mathematically inclined, i have a formula you can apply. let me know if you need it.

so, ladies and gentlemen, aunties and uncles, si lais and si kungs, please take a vote. do you like your noodle soft or with a bit of bite? remember, you are doing a very crucial and imperative gesture for the betterment of mankind, so weigh the issues carefully before you answer. what you say make affect the lives of millions!

in conclusion, i will like to add that i have tried mamee's lontong flavour today (traitor! sob....i know. but i must do more research to maintain my title as expert in the field, mah) yuuuuuucky! maggi mee curry is the best!!! long live maggi curry (don't listen to people who tell you otherwise. their tastebuds condemned one lah. oops! sorry mr. cock and wingz *run away*)

P/S: eh, i download that cute movie yesterday, why no one comment ah? got see or not? haiyah, take so much research and effort to download, must give face and Komen sikit lah. say boring also good mah, at least show people got see my effort lah)