mission: to lure in target - hook, line and sinker.
this pass month, my dear dahling and i have been plotting and scheming. our mission is to lure in the target. she has been single for some time and has her eyes on this particular fella...but there hasn't been much advancement in their relationship for some time. we understand that the poor fella probably has been hurt in the emotional department in the past and she is contend to wait for him to come around......for a reasonable period of time, at least. but it has been long past the acceptable time frame. we cannot wait anymore for him to act. we have to strike.
the first move will be to initiate personal contact. for their relationship to move onto the next level, there must be more touching - deliberately or 'naturally'. with the feel of skin brushing against one another, hopefully some primate instinct in him will be stirred.
we tried the brushing of thighs when they sat closely. and also the innocent touching of arm during conversation. he is familiar with the ancient dating techniques and did not let on to his reaction. next, we used the age-old tactic of holding his arm to cross the road, hoping that the gallantry in him will be motivated into action. we were partly successful during the second employment of this strategy. he offered his hand to guide her across the road on his own initiative. a small score of victory for us but it is still too early to celebrate.
stay tuned for the next level of our operation. will it be a success or will it flop in our face? i shall keep you informed.
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eh lenglui, i tot all those tactics only happened on the 80's drama..? now not show some eye contact can go dating oredi meh? shits.. no wonder...
yalor, now must be daring. terus snuggle. see he can tahan somemore onot?
aiyah book a holiday in penang shangrila lah... sand and sea do wonder for the libido...for good measure throw in a dozen of oyster...sure work!!
Why so 'loe toe' wan....your tactics?
Get her to make him feel comfortable lah to restore his confidence.
my dear seng kor: so passive, no wonder you are still single lor...if you look at a woman, how is she suppose to know what you are thinking? borrow money ah? her face dirty ah? want to rob her ah?
my dear ah pek: scully he run away how? later she cry cry and hantam me.
my dear see: tried the oyster thing already - no reaction leh. maybe he was trying desperately to control his stick.
my dear cock: loe toe but can work or not? kiu mm phar kau, chui kan yu sau. he already veryyyyy comfortable, but still no signs from him. one minute cold, one minute warm. maybe his target is not her loh but with a little bit of gentle persuasion, who knows?
Then ask the girl to ignore him for a few days and see if he kan cheong anot. Better still let him know that she will be going out with someone else. If that fella still not kan cheong, then the chances are 'lang koh sui' (colder than water)
hei! this guy is tai gam (eunuch) issit? how come no reaction? cock ideas not bad-increase more competition/choices to the girl lah!!
my dear cock and see fei: you all very clever leh. my dahling was just going to put that into operation. nanti i write full details when free.....
What touch hands? Terus take the boobs and smack, whack on his face mah faster, no meh? But how ah? Wait I go back and find my 'Dear Diary' first.
macam ini pun boleh ah? nanti he say "sorry, i don't want to drink milk" how? cry also no tears hor
my my my, what games we play to get the other, eh? *teehee*!
just come right out and say "me likes you. you likes me too?" ;)
wah....so direct...nanti he say 'tak suka lah'...where to hide our face? if only life was so easy...but my dahling shy lor. for me, i would prefer the direct approach too. tak suka, tak suka lah. find another one - faster.
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