summary for uncle cocka: saying goodbye.
today, i bid adieu with a very heavy heart. i have to leave all my loyal readers. i do not seem to have much choice in the matter. i want to thank you all for the tremendous support that you have given me all this time. i am deeply touched that you have stayed with me through all my ups and downs and witnessed a part of my journey through life.
you have given me a gift that i shall never forget. you have been there when no one else was around. you have listened when i needed to release the heavy burden from my heart. you have helped me through some potholes. each and every one of you. and i thank you from the very bottom of my heart (hmmmm, why is it always from the very bottom?).
however, it is now time for me to go. hey, don't cry for me.
i'm just going on a holiday for a few days lah. kakakkaka. wellllllll, not 100% percent on a holiday. it's more like a duty to fulfill but i will be having fun. i'll be off to to mickey's new hometown and i'll remember to bring a gift or two for my readers, ok?
before i say goodbye, i will like to leave you with something. a story. i will start the story here, just a few lines and i hope each person visiting this blog will continue the story, with a twist hopefully. don't give me the boring happy ever after thingy, ok? just twist and turn the plot until i come home to find a wrangled and interesting story waiting for me, ok? and i'll know that you missed me too.
meanwhile, don't stop performing. i promise to come back and read all that i have missed.
take care.
ok, the story. let's keep it simple so that you can manipulate it however you want.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a beautiful and sexy lady named (shall i? treading on dangerous territory here. ok, die die lah) LL (ok, imagine angelina jolie lookalike. what? cannot meh? fiction story mah) *the camera pans for a closer angle* we find her sitting quietly by herself in a roadside cafe, almost as if she was waiting....for someone.... or something. the gentle breeze caressed her smooth dark hair and silken skin. she lets out a long sigh.
your turn :-)
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15 comments:
alas, my story-writing skills are shot! but I wish you a safe journey and a lovely time wherever you're going, and most importantly have a great time! see you again soon!
hugs and take care.
Ya...take care Lenglui. Hope to see you back soon. Mmmmuuaaaks!!
fuiyoh.. going to disneyland ah? ukay, i sapot your story,
"Unbeknownst to her, someone was quietly stalking her. A tall figure clad in a long black overcoat was standing quietly nearby. His eyes surveyed the surroundings. Maving made sure that there was no one around, he made a dash and jump right in front of her. Quick a a lightning, he pulled open his overcoat to reveal his big, hairy....
have a great holiday & say hello to mickey for me!
somehow I knew this was going towards a porno direction... But what the hell...
"... squirrel right in front of her. Flabbergasted, she jolted backwards and covered her eyes, begging him not to hurt her.
She heard no reply, only heavy panting. Spreading her fingers, she looked through them. A big hairy squirrel she saw, biting the man's balls with its jaws. It was excruciatingly disgusting sight to behold indeed.
The man gawked at her as he whinged in pain, muttering, "Help me. Help me please..."
"What, what happened to you?" she summoned more courage to enquire.
With an embarrassed look, he replied meekly "I... I..."
- passing the baton -
waaaahhhh Mickey's!!!!
I wanna go to Florida wan.... dang, maybe next year *pout pout*
enjoy your hol!!!!!
Have a great holiday.
Just hop into any 'cha charn theng' and try the wantan noodles there, you will like it.
u go HK find the bus uncle ah? happy holiday le wor, lenglui..
Take care!!!!!!! lol
Can get souvenirs for us loyal supporters ar?? Like photos?? LOL
*taking baton from ian*
"I.. I.. was playing with my balls.. when my pet squirrel decided that he too wanted some nuts! He practically jumped out of his cage and sank his teeth into my balls... You look carefully.. my balls got look like nuts to you meh?.."
*taking baton from ah pek*
...You look carefully.. my balls got look like nuts to you meh?.." you mean before or after the squirrel had a go at it? now it is more like a siew loong pau after i had bitten into it....thick gravy like chap oozzing from the big hole that once hold your balls.
sensing ah pek was gonna wallop me, i quickly run away. in my haste, i banged into into something soft and i fainted. when i regain consciousness...
enjoy your holidays....have fun!
story continued from "See Fei":
"when i regain consciousness...i discovered my biceps became unbelievably well-defined, my beer belly turned into six-packs, & i had a supersized di*k. LL was blissfully resting on my firm chest, obviously she looks like one satisfied customer..."
Take lotsa of pictures for us to see!!!
dear may: no worries. thanks.
dear cocka: this time got summary, can understand my post leh.
dear ah pek: kisses to ah pek for picking up the baton 2 times and start the ball rolling. that's why you're always my favourite :-)
dear wuching: mickey's not too keen on seeing me this time. *sulking* next time.
dear ian: heehee. thank you for your entertainment, despite your broken heart. hang in there, kiddo.
dear ff: :-) don't worry, i didn't get to go this time either.
dear licko: hey, it's practically my 2nd home.
dear seng kor: you know what? whenever i was in a bus, i kept thinking of the bus uncle story. i didn't dare to look at anyone on the handphone. heehee
dear helen: souvenier, ada. photos......tak ada, sorry. :-) so lazy.
dear ah pek: *grins* determined to go the porno way leh. hmmmm...i must go figure out how to end this story.
dear fei: thanks to you and my vivid imagination, i'll be mentally seeing the thick gravy oozing out the whole day. :-)
dear king's wife: thank you, thank you.
dear ronnie: hahaha. a very strange turn to the story. i'll pick up the baton and ponder over this for a little while. thank you for entertaining me :-)
dear titoki: hmmmm....you're gonna be disappointed this time, sorry.
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