Friday, September 29, 2006

she

she hides in the room to smoke and gamble.

she drinks wine, not cheap liquor mind you, until she is slightly tipsy in the night.

she gives out free loves and enjoys frolicking with the male sex.

she embraces and sleeps with her own sex when she is missing some tender loving care.

she talks to strangers and is friendly to any people from her own country, male or female.

she receives calls from people she doesn’t know, asking to be friends.

she resorts to drastic and silly actions when she realizes that she is unduly pregnant.

she has an alternative source of income, other than that dictated by her visa and not necessary legal.

she employs politics on her colleagues in order to achieve the position of seniority.

she tells lies as if it is part of her everyday entertainment.

she feigns ailments in order to escape her duties.

she has no qualms about stealing from her employers.

she plays the part of a meek lamb in front of her employer but is the total opposite when the head is turned.






she is a domestic maid.

12 comments:

Las montaƱas said...

wahlao! how can! maids are not all lidat

may said...

hmmm... that sounds scary! I think I'll just have a cleaner come round a couple of times a week if I ever need outside help.

me said...

dear lm: not all, i agree. but i'm speaking from accumulated experience here.

dear may: :-) not all liddat lah. don't let me frighten you. personally, my own maid has been with me for 7 years and she is nothing like that.

Papilio said...

phew. I thought you were describing *your* maid...

Wuching said...

oh, u got a raw deal! go ask for ur money back!

Pink Cotton said...

eww
sounds scary le!

that is among one of the reason i would never resort to employing house maids...

and lets not forget they might flirt with our hubbies...MUAHAHAHAH 'x'

ah pek said...

...and she should be fired.

Cocka Doodle said...

She got try to khau your loe kung anot?
My sis-in-law's maid did try and she got sent home. LOL

sengkor said...

maid only meh? this could happen to anyone also..

me said...

dear papilio: haha. though not mine personally, i did have first hand interaction with these terror maids :-)

dear wuching: the funny thing is, the maids kind of know when is their 'return-by' date. they are angelic the first few months, then when your back is turned......

dear pink cotton: haha. i saw a couple of them running around with just their towels....maybe they were flirting with him!

dear ah pek: good help is hard to find nowadays. if all the slighty cuckoo ones are fired, then ALL the maids have to be sent back home.

dear cocka: pssst, so did she manage to seduce him or not? did the wife catch them in bed??!! *raises eyebrows*

dear sengkor: true lah, but you just don't expect your maid to be liddat loh. giving free sex and sleeping with same sex leh...under your roof somemore.

ian said...

maids are a headache! i always hear my mom nagging her when we had one.

me said...

dear ian: pssst, did she ever try to seduce the young master? *wink* was that where all your angpow money went? lol

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