that little package that the stork brought should have come with an instruction manual. there is always a little pamphlet detailing its contents, use and care for all things. why not for this little boy?
mine should have been stamped with 'likely to develop nasal rhinitis (that's fancy medical speak for nose allergy) and lactose-intolerance' right across his forehead. i will even settle for a subtle birthmark bearing the same warning across his derriere.
instead, i had to go about diagnosing it like a treasure hunt game, looking for clues and picking up little signs along the way. when the puzzle is all pieced together, it makes me feel like a complete and total failure for not catching on earlier.
sigh!
for that matter, motherhood should have come with an instruction manual.
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No, no, no, no, no separate instruction manual.
This is the modern world. You have to check inside the installation folder for the 'Readme.txt' and the PDF file. *He he he he he*
RUN!!!!!!!
try google the manual.. sometimes it's available on the net :P
You should have married a doctor.
dear jonzz: damn! *hits head* no wonder i wasn't getting it right, age-old techno-dinosaur that i am.
dear sengkor: what do i type? manual for life? you'll be surprised. there's actually a book out there called " A Complete Operating Manual : The Secret to Life Unveiled". i can imagine the crap inside that one.
dear ahpek: so that he can give me free body check for the rest of my life ah? haha, my husband can already do that.
Ehh.. i thought that the female of the species already got all the instructions uploaded by default. Hehe.
Dun worry ME, nobody knows everything. ;-)
dear bernard: haha, u hv been fooled by the biggest propoganda created by the female species. we just let the men believe that we know everything. haha.
uiks.. had me (moi) fooled. ;-)
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