he kept me up the whole night, didn't manage to catch a wink, leaving me tired and listless the entire day.
typical of the male species...giving you attention when you least want it.
it was a rather hot night but i was already sleeping like a log when he woke me up with a little nibble. 'not tonight, i have to be up early tomorrow morning', i admonished gently. as is typical of his type, he faked poor hearing at that moment. he continued to mumble sweet nothings into my ear, hoping that his actions will get me into the mood of things. i opened one blurry eyes to catch a glimpse of the bedside clock...2 a.m.?! why is it that all stirrings must occur in the dead of the night?!
'get lost. i want to sleep'. i growled softly, knowing that it will do me little good. he is as stubborn as they come. he gave me another nibble on the neck. two can play at the game. i continued to pretend to sleep like the dead. he gave a rather elaborate sigh and nibbled a little farther down. should i just give in and get it over with? at least then i'll be guaranteed a few winks when he is done. problem is i don't feel very co-operative, having been woken up from my beautiful dream. i tossed and turned restlessly but it did not seem to lessen his ardour.
frustrated, i raised my hand and gave him a little swat. damn! i missed.
next time, i'll get you, you little pesky mosquito. must make a mental note to spray the room with insect repellant first thing tomorrow morning.
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ha! nice one ME. but I already suspected.. how can a mosquito sigh?!!! :P
Correction. Mosquitoes do not nibble and they do no whisper.
They poke and they buzz you to death.
dear monty: thank u, thank u *taking a bow* that's the problem with readers who are already too familiar with you. no fun.
u never hear of a mosquito sigh meh? haiyah, u sleep too soundly at night lah.
dear jonzz: my skin too thick mah. their bites are like nibbles only loh and because i also a little bit deaf, so their buzzings are like whispering. *grins* i think most of the time, it's the male mosquitoes that bite you, that's why so ganas. haha.
me room almost always airconned. so no mosquitoes.
I thought you were a lesbo for a minute cos' only the female mozzies bite. ;)
Nice blog. Keep up the good work.
hahaa... i thought you were going to evolve into the next LMD.
Are there mosquitoes in upperty class seattle?
dear monty: aside from the fact that u must be running an exorbitant electricity bill, yr skin must be dry as hell :-p
dear flaminglambo: u sure? i tot that both sex bite but only bites from the female specie itches.
dear serene: is that a good thing or not? nahhhhh...u know when i talk about desires, i'm just pulling yr leg. i'm still too traditional to be discussing that in public.
dear annie: why, annie? *looking innocently* was i mirroring yr thoughts? hahahaha.
dear monty: they make mosquitoes dress up in bow ties and tux before they go for a bite in classy areas. :-p
from observation, you are deprived. Some heavy breathing will do you good.
Are you giving a hint to your hubby that you like it during the early morning?
dear ah pek: breathe in....breathe out....breathe in.....no difference keh?
dear licky: haha. too much hassle to bring across such a simple message, don you think?
no mosquitoes here, but lots of flies in the summer. big, HUGE ones that almost scare the bejeebers outta me!
a 'he' mossie doesnt bite... it's the she mossie that bites.
but a good one nonetheless...
dear may: yah, i know. big silly stupid ones that go kamikaze into people's eyes! then hover around not bothering if someone wants to flatten them *rolls eyes* perhaps the only thing i don't like about australia.
dear zewt: gasp!! u mean.....u telling me.......that i was bitten by a lesbian mosquito!! gasp!! sexual harrasment!!! someone, get me a lawyer!
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