Thursday, January 17, 2008

memo to the other half

to the man who is occupying the other half of my bed,

i am not at home today. please do not call me at home.

i am presently kicking my feet up at the local coffee place, sucking in all the fresh air and noisy traffic.


please do not call me for work. if the house is burning down, please call the fire department, not me. i cannot help you. but if you decide to go home, please move the rest of my work closer to the flames.
at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

in the name of friendship

i have met up with her probably 2 to 3 times in the last 35 years. she wants to borrow money, this almost stranger. i obliged, in the name o...

  • curiosity killed the cat
    before you proceed, let me warn visitors that they may find today's posting a little crass, if not weird. hello everybody. are you all w...
  • pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
    i'm back. yes, that is pretty obvious, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. i brought back souveniers, dear readers, to compensat...