i just paid $60 just so that someone can come and fondle my refrigerator. caress its doors, push its buttons and make its engine purrrrrr. sigh. i don't see my fridge getting all excited about it. a waste of money, if you ask me. i can think of hundreds of better ways to spend the $60.
like...
60 pieces of roti canai *drools* or
60 packets of taman tun nasi lemak *drools* or
10 sets of macdonald's mcvalue lunch or
1 large pizza, 1 regular pizza, 1 set bbq chickstix, 1 breadstix & 1 bottle coca-cola or
52 chances of winning 4d *yes!!* or
60 pieces of kilometrico pen; beribu-ribu perkataan or
200 packets of pocket tissue *atchoo* or
200 stamps to send 200 letters locally *dear john, i'm sorry to tell you....* or
75 packets of maggi mee curry *drools* or
200 copies of photostat i/c or
60 cups of kopi o or
60 packets of bee hoon kosong or
60 cups of 7-11 mini slurpee
instead, all i got was some cheap thrills for my fridge, who is not even humming louder than normal.
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1 comment:
dont complain, your fridge told me she enjoyed it. she just didnt tell u.
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