what i will really like to know is...who was the crazy idiot who invented g-string? yes, g-string. the word that will get men's ears (among other things) all cocked up when mentioned in passing. that fella, and i'm assuming that only a man can be so narcistic about the female bottom, should be hunted down and....... made to wear his own creation to all eternity, that being the worst imaginable punishment i can come up with.
who was the fool who said that vpl (visible panty line) is unattractive probably has it bad for womanfolks and schemed up a grandeur plot of revenge to take vengeance for ...probably being jilted or something. hello? women wear panties...panties have lines.....what's so unattractive about a fact like that? that's almost like saying your hairline is ugly or the outline of your shirt is unattractive. perhaps the creator of the vpl theory wants to imagine women without their underwear....that being fine if it is restricted solely to his imagination, and not change the entire fashion industry.
what is so attractive about having something shoved up your bum, i ask you? remember when wedgies were what school bullies did to the nerdy kids? i can't believe that women are going around, submitting themselves willingly to a wedgie everytime they wear pants. i've never seen anybody whispered conspiratorially, "ohhhhhhhhhh, i can see that man's vpl!". doesn't men have vpl?! puhleaseeeee.
some women won't think twice about putting on the g-string. oh yes, it's sexy and all, especially when the back peeks out from the pants. after all, who doesn't want to be sexy? and who wants to be sneered upon with comments like..."i can see her vpl". the thing about g-string is....you get used to it after a while, something which i can not understand. how do you get used to something stuck between your cheeks? if you can get used to that, you may as well put your cash there and save having to carry your wallet around. robbers will definitely not know where to look.
g-string is a fashion statement. how? i don't know, since people can't see it but can see when you are not wearing it. but wait a minute, tell those fashionable women that g-string is terribly unfashionable and vpl is now THE in thing, vpl is what gets men all worked up about. i'll bet you a dollar that in a flash, no one will want to wear that evil equipment of torture anymore. so, please ladies, don't tell me that it's comfortable. i have a bum with two cheeks, just like you.
people in the fashion industry, please don't mess with women's mind.
11 comments:
Wah, you forgot to label the blog 18SX leh for us less mature readers out there, LOL!
The only G-string I'm familiar with is the 3rd string on my guitar, LOL!
Now that, would be painful, LOL! oh gosh, sorry, a little high today from wine...
malaysian women got wear g strings meh? how cum i never see before wan?
where got 18sx???
ME: Wats wrong with G-string?
My personal view. I think for ladies who wear light colour pants, it is a must to wear g-string.
tmr i'll go notice if men's "vpl" is visible. nv cross my mind before...LOL.
dear jonzz: little boy, u should come more often to blogs like mine then *grins* it'll be an awakening for you.
dear ah pek: u got put your hands into their pants to check meh? *rolls eyes* come to the city....see until you low pei huit!
dear zewt: you men, so difficult to please. one ask me to put up the 18sx label, the other say where got? sighhhhh!
dear pooh: just feel it's VERY uncomfortable, that's all. it seems it's not the colour of the panties standing out that is the problem...it's just the outline of the panties...which i can't understand what is the problem?
i think men's don't stand out as much because their bum not fleshy enough. kakakakaka.
hahah.. i laugh when i read this post.. men do have vpl, ok? I've seen it before.. damn unglam.. hahaha
dear cocka: usually, u floss some food that is stuck between the teeth.....i don't even want to know what the g-string is suppose to floss out! yuckkkk! eughhhh! *quickly wash brain image*
dear big rice: finally, someone who sees the light hearted humour in the post. it was meant for just a laugh after all.
haha. but imagining men in g-string does nothing for me....reminds me of those strip tease....which is not really that appealing.
There are guys (like me) who hate it when girls wear g-strings, but love it when they wear knickers, and if the vpl is showing, then it's sexy and nice to look at.
dear anon: hip hip hurray to someone who finally makes sense!! what's so exciting about something u can't see, right? it's just g-string is too pretentious, trying too hard. it's very uncomfortable, so the girls wearing it must have a point. and the point is....? that they're sexy? what's more unsexy than trying so hard to be sexy?
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